if you can spell this one out phonetically i'll give you..........a surprise

Mrs. Pantiotakis

jeremiah bert's words amount to poppycock.........

and seriously, how much do i need to know about pineapple, and its effects.............sickos

so there are lots of hungry people in the world.....

if it takes gum 7 years to digest in your stomach, how far could a pack of bubbilicious go in ethiopia......Lebron's patented pink lemonade flavor could save the world..........

at 4:55 in the morning the alarm is far louder than most other times.........

if you breathe slower, your heartbeat slows........but your mind doesnt

when you sleep your heart slows, but your mind.....doesnt

or maybe its just my brain.....i think i broke the dang thing

Sin sits on the corner of King and Market street in a rundown government issued electric chair. His boombox blares for passer's by, who seem not to notice his presence. His torso is that of a childs, while his arms and legs are shorter yet, clearly abnormal. A dirty plastic cup rests at the end of one of the chairs arms, suggestively annoying those ( Read more... )

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my first mistake was lighting the match. i was only trying to save the gerbil

7:50 am. i awake to a nice breeze ( Read more... )

you know those stories about the people who only went to like grade four and one-half, or how they couldnt even tie their own shoes, but somehow they are now uber successful with lots of money and happiness. i went to college, and i spent an uber amount of money on my education, and i wait an uber amount of tables each week. there was a time when ( Read more... )