honestly, I'm quite drunk, and am having a bit of trouble writing this out. please excuse, Z

So can gnomes be both revolutionary leftists, and be intent on developing your garden plot to make a killing on the real estate market? Yes, absolutely. I see no paradox, and neither does the govenment of China, for that matter. You do not fully appreciate the gnome threat. I have it on good authority that gnomes are behind the "wrap-up" ( Read more... )

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Even Lazy Jellyfish do it
Let's do it
Let's invade Poland.

It's dee-lightful
It's dee-licious
It's dee-shut-the-fuck-up.

So, I have to say, Grayspot does the most awesome cover of Purple Rain I've heard in a while. Is it incredibly egotistical to cover one of the very few perfect pop songs of all creation? Yes. But I fucking rule the update world, so succumb, bitch.

Updating purely to insure my prominance on your friends page as the weekend officially begins.

You may go about your business now.

I am easily the messiest person I know. Well, Second messiest. The Pheebtard obviously has me beat in the "What Was Once Food, But Is No Longer Easily Recognized" category. In fact, I believe she holds the Congealed Snack Food Packaging and Organic Detritus Chair at the University of Mess. Whereas my specialty is a bit more focused. I excel ( Read more... )

Maybe because I'm just that un-fucking-lovable

So we hired a kid named Jonah. Jonah the relatively clean, not likely to freak out when busy hippie. This is what we were looking for in a new hire then, having survived Greek American Princess Pam "OOOOOOOOOOH My GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD" and "I'm really high and I just can't take this" Shanna. But Jonah isn't just cool, he's ( Read more... )