because it's been oh-so-long ( Read more... )

my friend introduced me to the bafflingly insane world of R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" videos over the weekend. and now i have this urge to narrate everything i do in song. yes, crappy, repetitive song. unfortunately, there are no midgets under my sink or it would be totally fitting.

i want to marry the man who invented netflix. at least i assume it was a man... the potential for renting movies while naked is just such a dude thing ( Read more... )

i try to be productive, really, i do. for the past couple weeks, i've gone to bed somewhere between 3 and 5 a.m. every night (morning?) every day i tell myself that tonight, tonight! i will find jobbers. and every night i occupy myself with some artsy fartsy project in front of a pile of house and seinfeld DVD's ( Read more... )

it's over ( Read more... )

left long point on june 6 ( Read more... )

tomorrow morning i am headed off to "the tip"

i am currently at "old cut."


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aside from the chipotle withdrawl (seriously), things are going quite well ( Read more... )

CHIPOTLE WITHDRAWL!

COME TO JJ MULDOONS TONIGHT OR I SHALL SMITE YOU! WITH SMITEY SMITEYNESS!