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[ziehm]

Good News, everyone: I am now on a human-like sleeping schedule. I walked/ran 1.5 miles today. I bought fruit and fresh vegetables at the grocery store. FUCK being a lazy fatass. NO MAS! I say, NO MAS! My body obviously has shit for self-health, so it's up to me now to not let my body rot and/or dislodge all of its organs by the age of 40

Comments

[fuckmynuts]

sex is good exercise
thats why i do it by myself 9 times a day

[ziehm]

yeah, but that just usually leaves knots in my arm

[srewell]

come on! im fat! be a fatass with me! you cant be all lookin good and everything. youll make me look bad.

[ziehm]

yeah but you could completely beat me up and that's not good for my ego.

[srewell]

ego, shmego.

i was gonna go to the gym like an hour ago, and then i decided to eat cookie cake instead.

[ziehm]

that's my girl