Give it up for bar fights over an ass-grab. Give it up for police involvement and arrest. Give it up for the exorbitant use of the word "nigger" by 8 white guys. Give it up for me saying "thank you ( Read more... )

Everyday i become increasingly dissappointed that i don't live in California. I'm SICK of all the good bands that continually play out there. And my recent frustration is because of Coachella. Here's a list of some headliners i'm pretty pissed about ( Read more... )

Umm...Who wants to go???

Zydeco Birmingham

And so now I'm driving. Erratically thinking and systematically driving. It kills me I'm not dead by now. Not from the car, but from the state of my head, three years previous up to now. Three years of being clear, to speckled apparitions of clarity, to the black notes I look into that carry me away and underground. Three fantastic fucking years. I ( Read more... )

that when you turn the volume up as loud as it will go, and close your eyes under a dark room, your body sways just enough for you to know; and your mind races just as fast as you would like to dream.

After all the love i put into baking cookies and toffee for my family and friends, i decide to festively decorate their packaging by putting them on little red Santa trays and wrapping them with red and green plastic wrap. As i was ripping the plastic wrap on the serated edge of the box, it COMES BACK AT ME and leaves a well-executed mark of blood ( Read more... )

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Road trips are amazing. Especially when plans are made hours before you put your ass in that seat, drive for 5 hours rockin out to the motliest mixture of music ever, with two ethnic friends (amanda and hannah) laughing at you the ENTIRE way. Ft. Walton was the destination and judging a dance competition was the reason. The dance organization paid ( Read more... )

Good News, everyone: I am now on a human-like sleeping schedule. I walked/ran 1.5 miles today. I bought fruit and fresh vegetables at the grocery store. FUCK being a lazy fatass. NO MAS! I say, NO MAS! My body obviously has shit for self-health, so it's up to me now to not let my body rot and/or dislodge all of its organs by the age of 40 ( Read more... )

Amanda came into town yesterday. We went to get coffee, and since i wasn't doing anything, I went back to tuscaloosa with her. Met her new boyfriend- who is cool, because he shared his vodka. Slept at his apartment, which was extraordinarily clean ( Read more... )