okay now it has become a tradition during my summers at ludington for one crazy socially inappropriate moment to occur whilst i am alone at the beach. two years ago a solo 'tourist' was prowling around my area who after 10 minutes of staring at me approached me and asked me to take his picture. so he got in this 'crouching on the beach as the ( Read more... )

it's a beautiful day in the fucking neighborhood.
i am going to go lay out now.
ha ha ha bitches
jealous?

so i am now two tonsils and two adnoids short of a lauren. but its cool its cool. i don't feel so hot so this is gonna be short too. i just want to say thanks to marie for caring more about her studies than about dane cook. the show rocked my socks off, oh danegel ( Read more... )

well all i have to say is that it sucked. it was the epitome of the worst birthday ever, fuck birthdays. fuck mine running. well what could i have expected right? i just can't believe what a sad day it was. there was literally a funeral. it was a nice open casket catholic ceremony of my great uncle jerry. he was 93 years young and now i am 20 ( Read more... )

i am so buzzing on WHHHHite LLLLightening crapochino from beaners. it is really hard to study right now so i thought i would take a break and update the story of my life ( Read more... )

i am so weird

well people if you are wondering how much my heart is, the going rate now-a-days is four dozen roses, and a butt load of taco bell delight ( Read more... )