Luckily Jacob has his head on straight and I am able to fight the pain by laughing at paragraphs like this:
Caprica Before the Fall: Tigh buys Adama a lap dance, screams "Woo!" sixteen times; Bill barfs on himself and decides to throw a shit fit and retire rather than take a desk job. Sean Ellison turns out to be a hot student of Laura's from when he was a child; she fucks him, smokes a cigarette, and joins Adar's campaign. After a long speech presaging Lee's undying love of democracy, Kara and Lee almost fuck in the same room as Zak but then don't. Caprica Before the Fall was fucking classy.
Thank you-I was worried he would be loving it; someone on my FB flist (actually, another of my and Sarah's college roommates) said it was the best 2 hours of television she'd ever seen. Then again, she's a physician who has never understood the metric system.
I particularly like next to last two ¶, the ones that say: If you like xyz, you liked it; if you like pdq, there's not much for you here. I was definitely in the pdq box.
The forums are FULL of people who are like lovelovelove which really shocked the hell out of me. So much was just so inexcusable that I can barely stand it. I need to walk away now and file this episode under T for Terminator 3 - it never happened. My show actually got cancelled riiight before the finale. Ugh, I hate how every flashback turned out cheesy and trite and pointless... as did everyone's closing monologue. GRUMBLE!
It says it'll be done in an hour and a half. But I have to leave here in two hours to visit a friend in Stockton, so I might not get to watch it until this afternoon. Which makes me sadface :(
Here is the order of events: We order food. We begin watching show. We comment on gigantic-ness and HD of screen. Indian food arrives. Adama pukes on himself.
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Caprica Before the Fall: Tigh buys Adama a lap dance, screams "Woo!" sixteen times; Bill barfs on himself and decides to throw a shit fit and retire rather than take a desk job. Sean Ellison turns out to be a hot student of Laura's from when he was a child; she fucks him, smokes a cigarette, and joins Adar's campaign. After a long speech presaging Lee's undying love of democracy, Kara and Lee almost fuck in the same room as Zak but then don't. Caprica Before the Fall was fucking classy.
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I particularly like next to last two ¶, the ones that say: If you like xyz, you liked it; if you like pdq, there's not much for you here. I was definitely in the pdq box.
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It's still downloading. Verrrryyyy slowly. I miss my cable internet.
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The torrent took me FOREVER too. I just got done watching it actually.
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It says it'll be done in an hour and a half. But I have to leave here in two hours to visit a friend in Stockton, so I might not get to watch it until this afternoon. Which makes me sadface :(
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We order food.
We begin watching show.
We comment on gigantic-ness and HD of screen.
Indian food arrives.
Adama pukes on himself.
Much, much later, the Chief creates the Irish.
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PS: Can I come live with you for a month while I get a TESOL certificate at a program in Denver? I will toootally buy you a cookie.
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