I am trying to make my movie knowledge as good as my music knowledge.. More like attempting.. I tried to watch "Annie Hall", which I have heard people rave about and heard constant references to. I figured "Why not?!?". It needs to be part of my film knowledge. I could hardly get through it, in fact I didn't. Fuck Woody Allen.... His character was ( Read more... )

I graduated magna cum laude from college, but sometimes I admit that I'm a little lacking in the common sense department.

When you're raised in the Southeast, thunder storms aren't scary; they lull you to sleep while the rain patters against your window, and lightning illuminates the sky showing the primal beauty that only nature can possess. The ( Read more... )

This is Bowling Green. This is the town where I came of age, this is the town where I changed from an eyes-wide-open teenager into a twenty-two-year old who has rode the wave of the last four years like a rag doll taped to a surf board, but somehow mentioned to stay on board ( Read more... )

I have taken my guilty pleasure of secretly enjoying gas stations to the next levels; I work at one, Speedway, a local favorite. A broke person will do desperate things, and they give me enough hours to save up money to pay off bills and such. I think I'm going to start a list of the crazy shirts that rednecks wear (for ex., the boy who was wearing ( Read more... )

You know that the last post was not written seriously, right? I love women, but I also love politically incorrect humor. Vice magazine.. And I got 1,000 questions about why I was just working for my birthday and not doing anything like everybody else. I won't have a birthday party unless everybody that could come three months ago could come without ( Read more... )

The Attack of the Vagina People Once I had a teacher in high school who referred to the fairer sex as "estrogen people", but I think that might be copyrighted or something, so I am going to create a new term, "vagina people". Ever since I came out with the fact that I don't want their vaginas, vagina people have loved me. And I love ( Read more... )

Crazy shit follows me to Nashville, completely unrelated from other crazy shit. In the last four years, my life has never really settled into some normal, steady state, but uhhh at least it's interesting...

Everybody needs an Assley in their life (even though at some point she must be destroyed, the general populace agrees). Why? because Assley= ( Read more... )

renewal through children
I've gone through the past three months not knowing what the fuck was going on with myself and everybody around me. After breaking up fights, avoiding getting punched in the crotch on a routine basis, almost breaking down, giving numerous rides on my back, and listening to stories about Spider-Man, I know I have found it ( Read more... )

I'm so bored I am thinking about hanging out with Emma. Emma's my guinea pig ( Read more... )

Sara and I are doing a camp for the Women's Studies Camp called Women and Kids Learning Together in June where we introduce disadvantaged kids to the arts and other beneficial things.. But I think I want to propose this alternate schedule.

7:00 AM  Story-time with Caleb-O
Come listen to Caleb-O's true stories like, "My friends and I were really ( Read more... )