An Introductory Verse

[zigorra]

I have a bossy roommate,
'Round these parts she goes by maudgonne;
I never wanted a LiveJournal,
But somehow now I have one.

She always makes me do things,
Like go to Pizza Hut;
Sometimes it's all I can do,
To keep myself from punching her in the gut.

I think I like mswalter better.

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[mswalter]

I think I like mswalter better. Who doesn't?

Maud met a fine elf,
Down by the water.
He took a book from his shelf,
And from it these words he taught her:
"Note to self:
Be more like Walter"

[maudgonne]

My God, you both suck.

There once was a woman named Maud,
Whose two friends were really quite odd.
With their lies they impressed,
They both loved her best,
But they had to keep up the facade.

[mswalter]

I cannot write poetry,
that is apparent.
And I'm bad at chemistry,
but then, who isn't?
Maud excels at idolatry,
because Walter is awesome.

I *rock* the poetry game.

[zigorra]

I'm not sure which is more telling - that Walter and I are both odd or that you only have two (odd) friends.

[cheekymice]

I don't know who she is????!!! Random name generator? Don't know what happened there. Move away there is nothing to see! :0)

Noggin is peachy honey. You O.K?

[cheekymice]

I haven't met any of you,
but I'm sure we'd get on fine,
We'd get ass-holed on tequila,
and you could listen to me whine.

I'd tell you about England,
and all it's shitty joys,
I'd tell you about my neighbors,
and their fucking loud sex noise.

I'm so jealous of young Silverweave.
and her trip across the pond,
One day I'll make it over,
That would really be the bomb.

Ha...Keats eat your fuckin' heart out! Well that wasted a few mins when I should have been working! :0)

[zigorra]

Well that wasted a few mins when I should have been working!

That's what we're here for, isn't it?

Thanks for your contribution. Keep 'em coming.

(I don't do tequila, though. How do you feel about gin?)

[cheekymice]

Gin works! :0)

[overnighter]

Although I (sadly) have not met you in person, I feel like I've heard all about you from afar. Welcome to LJ Land!

[zigorra]

Yes, I fear there is a knowing-things-about-people imbalance when it comes to me and everyone else here. It makes me slightly nervous.

Thanks for the greeting!

[silverweave]

I've just caused two posts to be deleted.

I feel bad. Have a Haiku.

Bay fashion dictates
MaudWalter is so last year
Zigorra kicks ass

Welcome my pretty! Now you and Maud have a whole new medium with which to affectionately snark at one another!

[cheekymice]

Don't feel bad....Me being a prat! ;0)

[zigorra]

I'll let you in on a little secret, weave. Our snarks are ususally filled with deep seeded contempt, thinly veiled by affection. Once you get to know us better, you'll understand.

I love Haikus!!

[maudgonne]

That would be "deep-seated," smart ass.

I still love you, though. I have a great deal of affection for you.