The only thing I have to update is the fact that I have become one of those robotically happy AE workers that I complained about a few entries again ( Read more... )

I'm bored enough to update this, even though no one reads it.

Here are the updates:
1. I'm back at Albany, and going for the next semester.
2. I found my new bible.

That's it.

so yea, i'm typing this on the new labtop computer my parents both claim to have gotten the other one for their anniversary. I guess I can no longer tell people there are starving children in India and expect them to feel bad now that my family has one computer for every person ( Read more... )

It currently 230 in the morning, and I cannot figure out for the life of me why no one is on. I have already checked out facebook and realized nothing is new. That leaves me with the excellent option of updating this ( Read more... )

I've decided to update again, although I have nothing interesting to add. Umm, I got a job at American Eagle. I accidentally branded myself with a fry basket, although if I bend my arm it looks like an "L", which could be convenient should someone forget what my name was ( Read more... )

I noticed a boy in my chem class last week who looked remarkably like my younger brother Jeff, except with a beard. When the teacher passes around the attendance sheet, I noticed a name below mine: Scott Pollack. In case you don't know, that last name is remarkably similar to mine. Now, a normal person would consider this just a coincidence, or ( Read more... )

The professor is currently instructing my class on how to use the mouse. It is, after all, a very challenging task, one that took me a whole thirty seconds to figure out when my family first got a computer ten years ago. I feel as though this class will defintely challenge me mentally. Perhaps next week we will learn how to master the keyboard ( Read more... )

I had a really good time at Albany. Except for the billions of times I made an ass out of myself ( Read more... )

Yes, this is the horrible fate that has befallen the girl formally known as "crazy tits." I play bingo, with all of the crazy old people, just sitting there waiting on one number. So far, I have won thirty three dollars. But I find one thing important to share with you: today i discovered that what i originally thought was just another urban ( Read more... )

I've been told to update my journal. So I decided to put in a conversation with one of my drunk friends from Albany, because, I can't think of anything else to put in here ( Read more... )