So I went to "court" (small fancy office) to contest my trespassing ticket for climbing that construction crane (sp?). I explained everything to the judge nicely, he suspended my sentence. I don't have to pay a dime ( Read more... )

Why I don't support the troops, in peace time and in war time ( Read more... )

if all goes well by this time next year I'll be lecturing wee lil' ones on shakespeare and making them put on plays and readings for the class. muchos fun ( Read more... )

guess who's gonna be an English teacher?

(cue miserlou by Dick Dale)

*dance*

Yes.

Jetfuel throws the best parties. where the elite and the homeless mingle in a wonderful haze of the clang of bicycle cleats on concrete. Rag.

Grr.

Fuuuuck! I think i reawakened some old fractures in my right hand climbing last night. GRRRRRRRRRRR. All day today it hurt like hell and i couldnt lift a single weight at the gym. I really hope it's temporary. there's nothing worse to ruin your summer than a HANDicap. haha. ok. not that funny ( Read more... )

MSN News Headline:

"Baboons take over human homes in South Africa"

It has begun...

  life...seeds i so ( Read more... )

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"panties"

by Dm. like whoa.

It was like listening to a laundry machine tumbling an uneven load.
After a few minutes I told him to slow down, quiet down,
and shut the fuck up.
 I couldn't bear it anymore.
Our witty exchanges like two castrated dogs
 fucking a brick wall.