who reads livejournals anymore?

the irishman's girlfriend is asian.

my mom calls him graham crackah.

the above is hysterical, but most likely only to me.

my life continues to play out like a bad teen sex comedy. but in about two months the teen aspect will be removed, and the sex aspect is dwindling fast.

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when my mom worked in new york and would go out to bars with her friends, she would tell people her name was sharon stone, and that she was an astronaut.

i was matt's date tonight for the valentines day fraternity cocktail/dinner party. thought it was going to suck, but it turned out to be in the apt of a fabulous gay couple. quite the lovely surprise for me. so matt had to get there early to help cook, so i sat there and drank cosmos while the boys cooked. basically i've been drunk since seven o' ( Read more... )

ERIKA IS A CHAMP

THE FRONT DESK RULES (BECAUSE WE CAN GET A TOOTHBRUSH AT 1:06 IN THE AM), BUT NO FRATERNIZING WITH EMPLOYEES OF THE HOTEL! NO NO NO!

THE YMCA OF CHINATOWN SUCKS

LAPS ON THE ROOF ARE AWESOME, ESP IN SLIPPERS!!

LOVE TO SECURITY. NO ONE'S RAPING ME TONIGHT.

"fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. no. fuzzy wuzzy was laura's hair."

thanks for reminding me grandma.

i went to see bright eyes on monday night. it was quite enjoyable ( Read more... )

laura loves the irish boys.

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