Cleanup on paragraph 1, please.

[zipperbear]

Honey Wolfson said that "And" is the hardest call in square dancing. I guess it's not so easy in the English language, either:
http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_10784011
OAKLAND - Southbound I-880 lanes remained closed today following a massive tanker truck crash and gasoline

Comments

[pinkfish]

I had to read it three times before figuring out the right charitable way to parse it so that it made sense.

loFl

[caller_dayle]

loFl. Too Funny. Thanks for sharing.

[billeyler]

(titter, titter)

Goes right along with bjarvis post yesterday about bad spelling and grammar by TEACHERS in posters about a fundraising event.

[dhpbear]

His participle is dangling :)