so there was this kid in puerto rico. we called him fish. we rode the same bus. the busride to school was about 45 min to school. everyday after he got off the bus he would go to the bathroom and take a shit. we as the punk rockers of the school felt it was our moral obligation to fuck with him. so we would bang on the doors and yell at him ( Read more... )

i've been playing way too much state of emergency. i cant help it though. there's something about shooting an ak-47 into a crowd of unarmed people that makes me smile ( Read more... )

first things first. this is pip. he looks like hal sparks. but dont be fooled by his trickery. he is not hal sparks.

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yeah we gangsta. (no i didnt steal austin's picture...)

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im going to work 2 double shifts in a row. that'll be a nice 24 hours. and at $2.15 an hour.... shit i'm gonna be rich.

my days are worth more than $50.60 + tips. fuck that

i fucked a deaf kid on acid.

i dont wanna talk about it.

i went to the forbiden place today. Walmart. i've been banned from every Wal-mart/sam's club in the country. who cares. anyway, i found rocko's modern life AND AHH real monsters on VHS. 4 bux each. i got all that my giant, muscular arms could carry (4). FUK YEAH ( Read more... )

so i guess this raps up my weekend of solitude. my parents came back. they found one of my beers. they asked whose it was then they were like "whateva." that was awesome. they didnt care that i had friends over, they didnt care that i drank beer. or maybe they were too tired to say anything ( Read more... )

i think i pissed chris off. thats kinda shitty ( Read more... )

sometimes i wanna live, sometimes i wanna die.

i think i'm gonna become a junkie and live in the city.

suicide seems like a viable solution to life. i'm fucking wasting away.