it's thundering and lightening outside and my dog is scared so she's all curled up by my feet being all fat and stuff ( Read more... )

i ate all my hotpockets. 9 of em in 2 days. i'm so sad. i'm on my last burrito. help me ( Read more... )

damn. what happened? i've been so out of touch with my kennesaw friends that i dont know what the fuck is going on anymore. everyone seems to be depressed or angry or some shit. what the fuck is going on ( Read more... )

i am making obcene amounts of money. i made $130 on 1 table with 4 people last night. thats not counting the other $69 i made that night and the $35 i made that morning. yeah it rules being me. i have a billfold with $500 bucks just laying in my room. haha i kick more ass than you.

guh. this future shit aint for me. i dont wanna go to school. i dont wanna do shit. i just wanna kill people ( Read more... )

i need liposuction. wanna know why? cuz i'm fat. i was looking in the mirror the other day, when i suddenly saw it. FAT. i am a plumper. i eat too many donuts and consequently have a lard ass. damn ( Read more... )

i saw MSI last night. pretty gnarly. but i didnt like how people held them up as fucking "gods" and some shit. people are so ridiculously retarded that i repeatedly regurgitate on random riff-raff. how's that for alliteration? anyway, i saw a bunch of kids i knew. jimmy urine pulled my friend ashley regan onstage and she gave him a back ( Read more... )

degrassi is sooo gay.

i cut my hair. its aight.

msi is on thursday. i need to go.

let's see if i can continue this trend.

pugsly loves the cock. he LOVES the cock.

it was like christmas all over again. except that i paid for everything. i got lots of cool shit. you cant even begin to imagine how cool it is. i watched suburbia. then i watched it with the director's commentary on. then i realized that it was 6 o'clock and i had to be at work by 10. no sleep. I'm still waiting on my cocksparrer and ( Read more... )

i slept all day today. i woke up, watched a movie with my mom, and fell asleep until 9pm. what a wasted day.

boo is not a hippy. nor will she ever be. she doesnt even like pachouli.