John Smith: What's wrong with you?
Jane Smith: You're what's wrong with me John.
John Smith: It was just a drunken Vegas thing.
Jane Smith: Oh, that's better. That's *much* better. What's her name and social security number?
John Smith: No, you're not gonna kill her.
-Mr. and Mrs. SmithThat's a funny quote, isn't it. Hilarious, really. It's
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