Your Linguistic Profile:

55% General American English
30% Yankee
15% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Hey, it's May. Happy May, people.

Still alive here. Still procrastinating.

Screw April. July is the shiat.

I'm in school. I should be doing physics, but I'm not.

I like Snickers Minis. Not regular bars; not fun size. And, since Easter is coming up, there will be a lot of spring/easter themed Snickers Minis on sale at your local drugstore. Don't buy them, you bastages! I am going to buy them in bulk after Easter when stores have chocolate to burn ( Read more... )

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I found out yesterday that I share birthdays with Meyer Lansky, one of the coolest people who has ever lived in this country. =D! I am very easily amused.


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( Mattel needs to step the fuck down. )

The best quote of the year thus far:

"God doesn't want you to win this competition."

Watching American Idol.

My notes from math class.


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In 1999, a federal judge in Syracuse, N.Y., rejected another in a series of lawsuits by Donald Drusky of East McKeesport, Pa., in his 30-year battle against USX Corp. for ruining his life by firing him in 1968. Furthermore, Drusky sued "God ... the sovereign ruler of the universe" for taking "no corrective action" against any of Drusky's enemies ( Read more... )

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