We've All Got Our Own Styles & Baggage

[zjkjoseph]

1. I was shopping for food items with Betsy, who was wearing a Mexican wrestling mask, just because. When I offered to pay, she stopped me to the point of physically boxing me out from the register. She then quipped to the cashier that I'm getting heart surgery soon (not true) and needed the money for that. The lady didn't even blink, as if she

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[remixedagain]

And who bought you Mexican wrestling masks for your birthday and now you're able to take over the world with them?

Yeah, that's what I thought. And don't you forget.

(And if you ever want a good time that might get you arrested but has yet to happen to me, wear one into the bank. Carry on casual conversation with the teller and talk about the weather and what not. I did that about a month ago with one of my friends and I seriously think the teller thought we either criminals or insane people wearing Mexican wrestling masks to keep warm.)

[zjkjoseph]

I like your idea (duh,) but I want to take it one step further and have a fake ID with a photo of me in the wrestling mask. I'll never have to take it off again.

(Those masks are a lot more handy than I would have ever imagined. Besides the fact that wearing them puts immense pressure on my eyelashes.)