( This keeps me from going crazy at work )

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Around 1:30 this afternoon, I got an email from Chris titled "Iverson to the Pistons?" I opened it, read that Chauncey Billups had been traded (along with Antonio McDyess & Cheick Samb) to Denver for Allen Iverson, slumped in my chair, and pounded out 500 words in 10 minutes. By that time, I had come around and actually supported the deal, but I ( Read more... )

It's election time again. Let's review our choices according to popular opinion.

Barack Hussein ObamaIf elected: Will change our entire political system from Washington favoritism to open honesty and support for the middle class. No one pays for health care again. Massive popularity will cause foreign leaders to love us, thus opening the ( Read more... )

John McCain said that "Nailing down Senator Obama's tax proposals is like trying to nail Jell-O to the wall."

Maybe John McCain doesn't know how easy this really is.

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Research your analogies, John.

Ever have a moment where you want to hide your head because of silly embarrassment? Don't worry, it could be worse.

It's a Tuesday, you have nothing planned, a major band is coming to town, but you don't feel like dropping $40-60 to hear alternative rock; what do you do?

( Protest the Crap out of it )

I found my motivation to play the lottery: Zorb balls! They're huge, heavy, and impractical for city life, but I can't picture not having fun in a human-sized hamster ball. A $1500 minimum says that fun is prohibitively expensive though.


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1. I was shopping for food items with Betsy, who was wearing a Mexican wrestling mask, just because. When I offered to pay, she stopped me to the point of physically boxing me out from the register. She then quipped to the cashier that I'm getting heart surgery soon (not true) and needed the money for that. The lady didn't even blink, as if she ( Read more... )

An excellent note on Facebook and a bit of introspection spurred me to do this. These aren't New Year's resolutions per se, but they are all things I should/need to do going forward in order to be a better person. Feel free to leave feedback, or call bullshit if I'm not following through. Apologies for redundancy.

1. Be a better friend to my ( Read more... )

I don't think I've mentioned this before, but some things are worth internet duplication for their absurdity ( Read more... )