CHUCK VS. ACCIDENTAL INNUENDO ( video )

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[ the guy on the screen clearly looks rattled, all twitchy like a tiny woodland animal. but! he is trying for a smile although he's missing the mark on friendly and landing on "barely concealed panic"I'm not necessarily opposed to putting myself at risk and doing all kinds of crazy things when the fate of the cosmos depends on it but this whole

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[hasairfriends]

Oi. Keep your kinks off the network. [guess who just found out about the true nature of 'worship' and is being pissy right now?]

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Not my kinks! Not in any way. Or shape. Or form.

[hasairfriends]

Really now, disgusting pig. [she could use with some cheering up now... By taking pleasure in tormenting others.]

Are you sure you don't ride as you put it?

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[ oh god why ]

Disgusti---? Okay you know what there is no way I can answer that without making things worse so uh. Subject change.

I can't. Think of anything.

[hasairfriends]

Try harder. [Oh boy.]

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Would you accept penguins?

[hasairfriends]

Why not, I guess.

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[ oh hey that was easy ]

I really think they should make a sequel to that tapdancing penguins movie.

[ he is from 2009 or sth like that ok ]

[hasairfriends]

[that's what she wants you to think.]

And here I thought you had something intelligent to say about them. Next.

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[ blank look ] I don't actually have any penetrating insightful commentary on penguins right off the top of my head, no.

[ pause because uh does the Intersect have anyt--- actually no he'd rather not try to come up with an information flash on penguins because the Intersect is never filled with GOOD or happy information just world-ending stuff so if there's info on penguins in there it is probably about some penguin civil war or another similarly horrible thing ]

Nope. Really don't.

[hasairfriends]

Not even bits of trivia?

[sighh.]

I'd have thought an American would be more interesting that this. [because you look American and all...]

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Oh well, trivia I can do!

Choose from Dune, Call of Duty and potpourri.

Sorry to disappoint? It's generally not a good idea to base your cultural assumptions on reality tv...

[hasairfriends]

Oh. You're a game nerd. That explains things.

Nerd.

You should meet the slab of meat. The two of you will probably get along well enough.

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That's really not the insult you think it is. [ sticks and stones and all... BUT WORDS HAUNT HIM FOREVER ] Uh you are either calling someone a slab of meat or you really do think I'd get along with a food product. [ which is worse... ]

[hasairfriends]

[does it look like she cares.]

Are you an idiot too? [because it's pretty obvious it's the former?]

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Not usually but as with most people it's kind of a thing that I lapse in and out of.