I remember when I was younger it was the right wing moral crusaders telling you, "No, don't ready Heavy Metal! It's IMMORAL!"

Now it's the left wing social justice crowd telling you, "No, don't read Heavy Metal! It's SEXIST!"

I don't even like Heavy Metal, but if I did what the hell makes any of these fuckers think they get a say in it?

Current events warrant an entry more, but I'm not up to addressing that now, so instead ( Read more... )

Sometimes I feel retarded because the things other people freak out about don't affect me in the slightest, and what does shouldn't.

For example, a few weeks ago all the Game of Thrones fans are OMG HOLD THE DOOR!, and I get why they're like that, but it doesn't elicit the same reaction from me. The twist is explaining something you already knew ( Read more... )

I stumbled across an old bookmark I had set on an old internet browser, and jumped back on here for a bit to re-read all my amazing (emphasis is for sarcasm) previous insights into old cartoons, video games, and other garbage ( Read more... )

I usually try to look at anything I'm about to say and decide Is this worth the argument that'll result if I say that? and usually the answer is "no" and I don't even bother ( Read more... )

So today is my birfday and I... really just don't care. I've probably said that numerous times before, but it never becomes less true ( Read more... )

So months ago my all-in-one printer decided it wasn't going to talk to my PC anymore, and after a few days of half heartedly trying to make them kiss and make up and one full afternoon of deleting, reinstalling drivers, and fuck all else I could think of, I gave up on it ( Read more... )

So a few weeks ago there was a sale at Target, and I picked up the first two seasons of Game of Thrones for around $50. Good deal, but I am so not sticking to whatever New Year's bullshit I was saying before about not indulging hobby purchases I really should just give up the fucking pretense of that ( Read more... )

Everything on Facebook pisses me off now. No, I don't mean where people post stupid pictures of their lunch, or the Starbuck's cup with their name on it. I've come to miss those now. I fucking pine for the days when I'd look at my news feed and think man, these are the worst!Every motherfucker is posting inspirational stories now. I literally, 100 ( Read more... )

Penny Arcade makes mention of an interview with a EA producer who's basically, "Yeah, there's microtransactions in the new Dead Space game, but that's because all the kids today are used to those with their phone games. It's the new generation ( Read more... )