Okay...nobody's allowed to be offended. It's not as funny because I have too many friends who are gay men...but haha Leaky=woman-hater, and Mona...just funny. Oh, and about the dream thing, it sounds wrong-er than it was. Although please don't ask.

Dear Miss Lonelyhearts,
Why are people stupid?
This Charming Man

Right, well I'm desperate for an editor for an article I've written. Any takers?

Music makes me happy. Specifically very unhappy music. I used to have a shirt that said that. Not the unhappy part, but the first bit. It doesn't fit me anymore. What am I on about ( Read more... )

1. Who's your favourite spice girl?
Scary!

2. Which Beatle would you have most liked to bang?
Ohh...um...that's hard! Probably George...

3. If you could only eat 1 kind of cheese for the rest of your life, what kind would it be?
Brie. Definitely brie. It's all cute and round and peelable...

4. Hey Marge, what's your faaaaaaavourite radio station ( Read more... )

Yay! I love Frank Sinatra muchly. He is uber-cool. And yes, I know it's not his song, but he did it best. I think.

Anyways...
Fly me to the moon ( Read more... )

and as such, I refuse to LJ-cut it ( Read more... )

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I just realised that I could HTML-ify my entries, and I don't have anything to say, but I want to make something pretty with my wonderful Hyper-Text Mark-up Language, so I think I will attack my very first sonnet with pretty colours! So here goes.

You are lovely as a winter sunrise,
Your cheek is flushed with Morning's sweet rose glow.
The silver ( Read more... )

Hmm...Hello.
How are you all today? I am...melancholy. Not in a bad way. Just...I just am, is all. I am because not being would be so...weird. Empty, only not, because I wouldn't feel it. It's hard to think about it.
I feel like everything is just a little less, these past few days. It's as though existence is just a layer of tissue that I might go ( Read more... )