zombie2000

LiTtLe gUrLs

zombie2000 Jun 10, 2013 23:42

When my ex was preggers, I didnt care if it was a boy or girl. I really didnt. He was a girl though and I couldnt be happier. He didnt like sports (like me), he didnt like roughhousing (like me), he wasnt very creative (.....ok 2 out of three aint bad).

I was 38 when I was dating Laura. She had 2 little moogies:

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Another One

zombie2000 Jun 04, 2013 09:15

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Dear Ms Pinto....

zombie2000 Jun 04, 2013 09:13

This is what you made me do:

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Yawn.....

zombie2000 May 23, 2013 13:40

.....meh. First off, I'm a male whore. I knew this years ago. One of my ex's called yesterday and accused me of being racist. Me? That's retarded! I never once said anyth......infact, she was the one that had a problem dating a white guy! WTF In fact, IF I were to think anything racist it would be that black girls are BORING in bed. I never told ( Read more... )

Shut Up

zombie2000 May 09, 2013 13:14

...just shut up.

LOL

zombie2000 Oct 08, 2012 02:03

LOL and another LOL

Stacy......

zombie2000 Oct 26, 2011 21:45

Edit: That post made no sense. Anywho, me and my cousin Stac the weekend before Halloween. :)

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Don’t Buy This…

zombie2000 Sep 25, 2011 12:21

…it will give you the butt hole cancer. O_O

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And They Shall Rule The Morons….

zombie2000 Jul 17, 2011 04:42

I never NEVER want to hear “I have a pit bull and he’s sooooo gentile”. Fuck you, idiot. I keep hearing this over and over since last Tuesday. Thanks for the birthday wishes, but it became a shitty fucking day when I was repeatedly attacked by a dinosaur with fur. Ripped jeans, ripped flesh, fear, bite, run, bite, screaming, bite….hate ( Read more... )

Z2K Junior

zombie2000 Feb 16, 2011 11:23

AKA Steven Jr. My ex wife named him. I had the paperwork in my hand and I was filling it out (to name our child) when she said, “HIS NAME WILL BE STEVEN JUNIOR ( Read more... )