The Oreo Pizza, the most American thing I can think of. Even more so than Chuck Norris, I know.

It's so patriotic it eats terrorism and sh*ts apple pie, bubble gum and baseball fans.

I'M BACK!!! I haven't been on in like, forever. But now I am, because my computer is no longer being retarded (as much, hello.

It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the riiihiight!! You put your hands on your hips, AND PULL YOUR KNEES IN TIIIIHIIGHT!!!! YOU DO A PELVIC THRUUUST! THE ONE THAT DRIVES 'EM INSAAAYAAYAAYAANE... LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!