so on the first day i started to feel shitty and scraped the side of my shiny new car in my parking deck ( Read more... )

the baby cat get sick when he eats the slightest bit of anything that isn't cat food.  well he snuck by me and had three or four licks of ice cream and yacked all over the living room in nice little piles.  yay cats.  he's going around trying to burry them with the carpet.  i can't help but think he's trying to clean up after himself and i'm still ( Read more... )

so if a guy is a real big drunk asshole...is it ok to fart on him during a lap dance??

going to work.

i can't sleep

its kind of a strange feeling when you wake up at midnight and start your day.   not a whole lot of people to keep you company but there's always dvd's and beer.  the babysitters was a lovely movie filled with bad acting and too much of an expectable plot line.  wristcutters is probably the only "love story" ive ever enjoyed watching.  kinda neat. 

who the fuck steals some...not all of your underwear out of the dryer in the laundry mat.

so i was tossing and turning all night and kept waking up.  every time i woke up the baby cat was sleeping by my head.  now, he sleeps like he's dead, stiff with all fours out.  so naturally i shook him awake to make sure he was ok.  you think by the fourth or fifth time he wouldn't be laying back down next to me,  but he did anyway ( Read more... )

so i bought a car like three weeks ago because my jetta was on its last leg after i owned it for two months (long story...don't buy from champion imports on buford highway....duh)  and on my way home from the tag office today a rock falls off an overpass and cracks my windshield.  nice.

so...waking up at bed time sucks.  Also I love coffee and I love soco, however!!  soco coffee is not nearly the best beverage i've ever had.  its kinda salty, buy yay...back to school.  This semester should be much easier than the last since i won't be working six nights a week on top of it.  hurray for connie not removing her own eye balls with an ( Read more... )