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[zombiefree]

[This video is brought to you by: Wichita suddenly waking up on a random carousel after falling asleep in Bill Murray's mansion. She looks freaked out, and annoyed, and yes of course she's riding on one of the horses that just spins around and around on the giant thing, but only because she wants to get a look around and she's not sure her legs

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[punchedhitler]

....Charlie?

[zombiefree]

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Maybe. [She's given out a lot of fake names before, okay. Though she doesn't recognize this guy, so.] Who's asking?

[punchedhitler]

You're not Charlie.

[zombiefree]

Correct.

But I... look like a Charlie?

[shifts]

Are those people?

You sound- [ Pause. ] Different, Miss Charlie.

[zombiefree]

That's what I'm trying to figure out. [She's talking about the people walking around like they're not sick and craving human flesh. Not... whoever he's referring to.]

Different... in a bad way?

[shifts]

You don't know if your own wanted audience are people?

And no, just- different. Though unless you've changed your hair colour and your memories, I'm going to assume you aren't her.

[zombiefree]

Oh, Little Rock? Yeah, she's my sister. And Columbus is a ..friend. Tal's just an idiot. Either way, I meant all these people walking around. Not exactly status quo, hm?

No, I'm not. Though I think it's interesting that two different guys thought I was her. What's that about?

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[totallyinaband]

... are you saying you just smoked weed with Bull Murray?

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[zombiefree]

Well, a few hours ago, yeah.

Trust me, I know how crazy that sounds. I'm still kinda trying to wrap my head around it. And not just because I might still be really, really high.

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[totallyinaband]

No, dude. That is kinda amazing. Did you get any pictures?

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[zombiefree]

There wasn't a lot of time for that. We didn't even think he'd be around. [Wichita is so confused - this is literally the last thing she thought she'd be talking about. But then, maybe not.] Not like there was anything else to do.

[orangetoughguy]

Bullshit. You don't smoke weed with Bill Murray.

[zombiefree]

Just once! Didn't even think he'd still be ali-- around. But I so did, and it was the coolest thing I've ever done in my life. [She's going to leave out the part where Columbus shot him with a rifle from nearly point blank, yeah.] And I've done a lot of cool shit.

[orangetoughguy]

Are we talking Saturday Night Live Billy Murray or Ghostbusters Bill Murray?

[zombiefree]

We... played Ghost Busters. Which is lame, I know, but I'm obsessed with that movie and he had the props and everything, so.

And we're talking real Bill Murray, I don't know what you mean by that. We crashed at his house for a while because Tal actually had a good idea for once, and he was actually still there. It was nuts.

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[char_he_mcgee]

[Oh, for fucks sake.] Is this a curse? Why do you look like me?

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[zombiefree]

[Whaaaaat the fuck. Excuse Wichita as she almost falls off of her horse.]

--jesus!

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[char_he_mcgee]

Careful! [She's still watching the girl, confused as fuck.] Seriously, who are you? Is there an extra me running around because if so, what the fuck?

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[zombiefree]

No, I-

No. What?

What's your name? Your real name? Charlie?