I have a Great Aunt and Uncle named Mary Ann and Bill ( Read more... )

When I heard that Ingmar Bergman died, I laughed.

Somehow, when the man than made this movie dies, its funny to me ( Read more... )

Hello, my name is Berni and I am a janitor. My interests include drinking jack daniels out of an old ammonia bottle, and keeping the neighborhood kids away from my 88 Camaro. I swear to Dale Earnhart that if I see any kids near my Camaro Im going to straggle them with an old mop head ( Read more... )

I recently heard about a theory regarding the prevalence of bad eyesight in the human race. A lot of people need glasses and contacts nowadays. The reason for this is because back in the stone age the males that could see well would go out hunting during the day, while the ones with poor eyesight would stay in the cave and have hot, sweaty, and ( Read more... )

This one time, I thought I was cool. In a foolish attempt to prove I was cool I built a time machine. I went back in time and challenged Edward Teach to a dual ( Read more... )

A few words on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (and why the hell not ( Read more... )

As of late a dark trend has begun to emerge among the youth of america. This trend is disturbing in of itself but also equally unsettling is the potential for far greater evil in the future ( Read more... )

A thought ( Read more... )

I have a new goal in life. This lofty goal is to drink cask ale.


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Today's wikipedia article is about the Aradia a book which become one of the founding texts of the Wicca ( Read more... )