I rather enjoy going back and reading my old livejournal entries from 2003 and 2004. Its funny, back then it was more a journal. Nowadays I think I tend to write about things that are easy to understand. People should know what I'm talking about whether or not they knew me. The writing is more univerisal. Back in 2003, my entries were more along ( Read more... )

Lets take a journey together. This journey is called: Mike's Jury Duty ( Read more... )

Lets talk about truck balls ( Read more... )

Today I caught a ghost eating my soul. I told him to knock that shit off, but he just kept chewing on it without a care in the world. Finally I had to grab my proton pack and zap the ghost on the nose. Nothing too hard but enough so the ghost knew it was doing something bad ( Read more... )

I've become convinced that Rudy Giuliani will never be the president (thank jebsus). He won't be elected, not because the bible belt won't swallow a pro-choice, pro-gay, third marriage new yorker, but because Giuliani is bald ( Read more... )

I think that most of the ideas I have for blogs come to me while I let my mind wander while walking to or from work. Realizing this, I've decided to just post some of the random thought I have in transit. I hope that I can cut down on the number of "While walking to work I noticed ____" posts by just condensing them. Maybe I'll start to draw ( Read more... )

Hey, you Italians ( Read more... )

Remember the Ketchup and liquor joke? Its a question-answer joke where you answer every question with the phrase "Ketchup and liquor", regardless of the question. A typical exchange is as follows ( Read more... )

Walking to and from work I often cross an evangelical Christian lady shouting into a distorted five dollar megaphone. Shes always telling people on the sidewalk that if they dont let jesus into their heart, their skin will be burned off in hell ( Read more... )

Today I will be writing about blind people. I feel free to say whatever I want about blind people because they'll never be able to read this. On the off-chance that a helpful soul reads this to a blind person, and that blind person is offended enough to track me down, I'll just hide. They'll never find me, they're blind ( Read more... )