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Let’s blend this (x2)
Let’s blend this (yummy  yum yum yum yummy yum yum) (x2)

My-my-my-my hunger hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a belly to fill and fruit to eat
It feels good when you fill that tum
A superdope smoothie is so yum
Made with tropical fruits and such
Yeah this is something we can blend!

I told ( Read more... )

ZOMG!!!

So, apparently there are video wars going down on YouTube as to the proper way to open a banana! W.T.F. is up with that?!?! Can't we all eat our bananas in peace?

But in all seriousness.... One way makes more sense than the other way. So why not open your banana the way that makes the most sense?

THIS video exemplifies the most *logical* ( Read more... )

I like this youtube video. It's about how we're ALL monkeys. Glorious monkeys. Full of so much potential! :D

Click to view

Enjoy, my human-monkey brothers and sisters!

<3 Zoo

Hello my lovely monkey friends!

A friend of mine recently asked me for tips and advice on seducing lady monkeys.

Here's a trick of mine that I've used many many times, and I can personally vouch for the near-guaranteed success you will experience, too!
And so, my friends, I share with you some of my charm in hopes that YOU TOO will share my success in ( Read more... )

My fellow friend and monkey Bobby sent me a fan pic!  Bobby loves the bananas too:


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So. My BFF Rachelle and I went to LAS VEGAS!!! Isn't thay CRAY-ZEE?!?

We stayed at the Imperial Palace.  It was pretty cheap, relatively speaking, and it was right around the corner from where she wanted to be, so we decided to stay there.  Rachelle didn't take any pics of the outside of the hotel.  But she took a pic of our room number.  See?:

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I'M IN VEGAS BABY! VEGAS ( Read more... )

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