Too funny. I last posted almost three years ago and still get messages from people saying I ganked their name. So, you know, I figured I'd post to keep my account active.

Flippin' nervous about U of I next month. As a side note, this new rip slyme cd is ROCKIN~

MSN headline - "fashion police eye catherine zeta-jones." it's nice to see that story taking precedence over "baghdad warns u.s. against attack." the american public is stupid.

strange muscle twitches in my right bicep. tried sliding down my stairs butt-first like i did when i was a wee tot, and think i twisted something. missed not one, but two overseas calls. i need to email k-k-k-k-kengo (also taki and masa and kame), but i'm too lazy to sift through my old email right now. i'd like some new shoes.

in case anyone has been trying to contact me, the email address i have on here is dead. leave your shit here.

i really, really despise math. well, not so much math ITSELF, but when i have to do something with it - then i hate it. i'm taking 2 math classes this quarter and they're both pummeling me into the ground. and next quarter, i get to take one more. then, FINALLY, i'll be finished with it for good. all i need is this one stupid math credit to

hurt neck and bit self while masturbating wildly.

There are now 2 versions of me - the pre-rusty trombone billy, and the post-rusty trombone billy. what a great invention.

getting psyched about going to japan again. i leave the 11th, and come back september-ish. i'll be in kansai and okinawa, and i'm gonna go to taiwan when i'm in okinawa. yummy yummy pirate software. anyone want anything? tell me quick.

gwen stefani has a nice voice, but she looks like the ass end of a dolphin. also, she needs to either purchase some breasts or stop wearing tight tube tops that make her look like a pre-pubescent boy.