Hi everyone!

You can take the ghetto out of the girl but you can't take the girl out of the ghetto. Wait, is that right? LOL! Bizzen not doing much lately. Bored. I need more friends to satisfy an emptyness....

That guy from all in the family is like, that dude who directed the grinch and shit 'aint he. he don't look so cool NOW without his dad and that old math-teacher lookin bitch playin' the piano singing about those were the days!

So alas, another afternoon for sweeney todd, the butcher barber of fleet street passes bi...

ohh I like that color. I had red hair once. This girl at college said that if you washed your hair with your period then it would nuture your hair. She kept in this little jar and would wash her hair to nutrfy it once a month. Diiizzaammm! I may or may not try that. It sounds smelly yet the potential is promising, almost limitless. On a side note, ( Read more... )

tonight: so far - 3 dicks cum in me

+ 1 vanilla vagina lapped

= 1 satisfied slut

Had a good night. Saw that new Jim Carrey movie Bruce Almighty. boy, that guy really had this weird foreskinny kinda weeney. You can so tell. I was just looking at his crotch in super selective noticement since it was just so huge every time on screen, on the screen, its hard not to notice! Why even Morgan Jones or whatever that black guy's name is ( Read more... )

After a brief religious awakening with the Satanic Army (ten strong) of The Church of Satan, I have come to an understanding with both my sexuality and my humanity. So I'd like to take this time to come out and apologize for a lie. Its a big lie, the one about my legs being "chopped off" when I really just scraped a big toe. It didn't even leave a ( Read more... )

Its one of those days, those rainy days. I need someone to hold me... isn't there any male or female on the internet who would be willing to come and comfort me? I'll sleep with you and up to two other people if desired, as long as you'll make them leave afterwards and just be there with me and just you holding me... loving me... and yes, those are ( Read more... )

I went camping yesterday night. It was supposed to be a three day thing, but then the wicca bitch told me I had to wipe with leaves. What the hell kind of nature trip is that? Thats too much nature for me. Give me my charmin rolls any day. Can you say urinary tract infection waiting to happen? I should go back to the campsite and douse her in ( Read more... )

yes, i am back! its 2002 and i am starting a new leaf to update as much as i can and not ignore my lj! with so much going on in my life, i should have written in my journal more often. but then again with everything thats been happening i havent had a second to stop and do anything! i have learned to walk and get accustomed to the prosthesis so ( Read more... )