Boy, what a difference good lighting can make ( Read more... )

On my first day of summer camp I lost most of my clothes. 

For my 11th grade Lit. class last semester I gave an OMG CREATIVE PROJECT (the holy grail of public school English), where they had to write in the voice of various characters in The Catcher in the Rye.  So, like, what youre supposed to do is actually do one yourself, so the kids understand what theyre supposed to be doing.  So here is ME as Holden ( Read more... )

Guys- Adam just showed me this picture, and it totally scared the piss out of me! Seriously, dont let this happen to you guys! Adam said that a lot of people have been making dog sandwiches lately! Jesus Christ! That poor guy! I dont think my parents are going to eat me, but now I'm not so sure!


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I'm gonna start posting my dog's myspace messages here, because I dont want to lose them and they seriously make me laugh everytime I read one of em.

Man, I really need a life.

Since I got to see KING KONG (directed by Peter Jackson) last night, for free, with fellow members of the academy at a private Universal screening in NYC, I feel as though it is my duty to tell my LJ faithfull that it was a KONG SIZED FART ( Read more... )

just so if you're one of those people who are like all about interpreting dreams, try this one out ( Read more... )

Here is my latest silly graduate assignment.  Now, play at home and see ( Read more... )

There's a fine line between decent and bullshit.  I still like this.  Post-9/11, yeah yeah, fuck you ( Read more... )

It's rare that I ever write anything that I like the next day.  The only exception to this is, for whatever reason, college papers.  Anything the least bit creative makes me ill upon re-reading.  It's usually not even pretentious, more like wanna-be pretentious.  And man, is that not the worst kind of pretentious ( Read more... )