I just had a weird spam mail. i thought i'd share.

From: Edmund Richard
To: Jon Bird*
Cc:
Subject: peach borer palm-leaf fan

"they are wanted in the farm much oftener than i can get them."

EDIT: i just replied
"all peach borer palm-leaf fans are equal. but some peach borer palm-leaf fans are more equal than others"

*my name isn't jon bird!

people apologise so much in this country.
i was just in the kitchen in work, getting some water, and there was some woman waiting quite a way behind me for the water cooler. as i was turning to leave, i accidentally hit my foot on the counter, and she apologised to me!
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i was just looking at like snowboard stuff, and i don't know why, but thought i'd look to see what gay snowboarding websites there were. i came across like a load of stuff with gay skiers on and then i realised there's no point in gay skiers groups. skiers are gay by default.

...al gore is in my office today!

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you know the score. put some songs into your playlist window, and randomise them. then answer the following questions with them, and paste it into your own livejournal:

1. Name

2. Age

3. Address

4. Occupation

5. Religion/denomination

6. Where do you worship?

7. Explain why you want to join the course in no more than 100 words:

8. Share one ( Read more... )

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