So I did mean to stay here for a while, I really did, but I'm just too much of an attention whore. facebook offers that, post, response, post, response ( Read more... )

Shifting slightly, his buttocks were less bunched under him and his tail fit more nicely through the back of the chaise lounge. He looked into the distance, the distant horizon where the ocean met the sky, and he thought how nice it was to not see a single ship in the distance. One would think that impossible on the Caribbean but the cost of ( Read more... )

I called out of work because I just didn't feel like going in. Some call it a mental health day, but I just had a feeling something was up. I'd say that something was in the air but it's so cold outside that clearly nothing could be up but still, I had a feeling ( Read more... )

I broke a sweat for the first time in about eight years. I'm not saying that I exercised harder than before, in fact I did five minutes on a rower and ten minutes on a treadmill, so I did less than I would two years ago. No, what's exciting is that I sweated. My wife was noticing that I never broke a sweat, and the doctor agreed it was weird. ( Read more... )

It's not that I'm depressed or in a bad mood. I feel fine, feelin' good, actually, but I just don't care about the new year. Perhaps it's me becoming more esoteric but dates, numbers, time itself, it's all too fluid and too much a humanism to fuss about. I don't care that one year ended, I don't have any specific goals for the coming arbitrary ( Read more... )

Just over a week with the breathing apparatus and I'm feeling better and worse. The nerve pain is a lot worse, but that's to be expected from the healing of nerves, unless my medical knowledge is woefully inaccurate. Also, I'm dreaming the alarm goes off and I take the thing off in the middle of the night because, hey, it's morning and it's time ( Read more... )

Ally finished taping her left hand and then inspected her work. Her manager would tape her right hand but she insisted on doing her first hand herself. A few quick hits of her taped paw into her right palm and she was satisfied, then held out her right, signaling her manager that he could begin ( Read more... )

After dealing what I needed to on the UMUC website, I went to log out. I misread the button as Freak Out, not Log Out. That's, like, Freudian or something.

Jenny walked down the street, chewing a stick of gum that lost its taste yards ago but still, it gave her something on which to muse. Thinking on the Aztecs, the Jamaicans and slaves, her cute dentist who was too rough on her mouth and always left her with sorely dry lips, Dow chemical and its fake breasts, petroleum reserves and how bad the movie ( Read more... )

So where is Candy Crush Saga on this thing?