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[zsazsazou]

so my mom puts the gas nozzle in the car and she notices that the machine doesn't accept her kind of credit card so she gets in the car and drives away. clearly not noticing the gas nozzle still in the car. we hear KA-CLASH! and look behind to see the damn thing laying on the ground. my mom had to pee so bad she drove away so she wouldn't laugh and

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[behaviour]

"and she notices that the machine doesn't accept her kind of credit card"

wtf does your mom have a diners club card? if so, you make sure she gets on the ball and gets one of those black american express cards. i hear you can buy a house with it!

[zsazsazou]

no. it's a wright express buisness elite gas card!!

p.s. I seriously want a diners club card. BADDD.

p.s.s.

my mom doesn't spend $100,000 in credit cards. Close, but no cigar. And you can do a lot with that card. I'd like to invest in counterfeit ones and randomly pretend to accidently drop them in stores and see what happens.

[cruelint518]

Where in my state are you?

[zsazsazou]

tammmmppaaaaaa