myspace, facebook...everything that has evolved since this simple little tool has become....so much.

I prefer the days of just reading the inner thoughts of interesting people.

i love pink floyd.

hello old friend.

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I've seen soooooo many commercials concerning mermaid's purses in the last hour. Maxipads, cervical cancer prevention, pregnancy tests, birth control, tampons.

JESUS.

How much attention do vaginas need?

do people still use this?

you know when yuppie girls are uber annoyed....and they make the gutteral throat noise like "uhccghhhhhh'.

yeah. I hate that noise.

I couldn't sleep last night and I took an ambien and was forced awake by my grandma. APPARENTLY, not a good idea!! I felt like I was stuck in a dream and I just randomly started typing, not even realizing what I was putting down. It's real weird ( Read more... )

I'm getting married and joining the Peace Corps ( Read more... )

You know I've met someone on one of those singles hotlines? But he lied about what he looked like. He was 20 years older than he said he was. 50 lbs heavier. And he was short. well, he was a dwarf...or a midget? I get those two confused ( Read more... )