everyone is so sad.

whatever happened to the innocence and naive happiness we all possessed in our youth? are we doomed to continue to lose things we held so dear and replace them with seemingly undesireable traits?

we are such strange creatures.

I'm back in michigan on a rather sad note, but I want to see you goofballs. :)

248.396.8135

it's my temporary number here since I left my phone in florida.

give it a ringy.

this thing is hella boring.

So, get this. Andrew Luster, the Max Factor heir (who is a convicted serial rapist) was hiding in Mexico....the Mexican government KNEW he was there and did nothing because they were being compensated illegally of course, by Mr. Luster. (Something crazy like 11% of their money comes from bribes ( Read more... )

So apparently there is a computer glitch in them that cause the wheels to suddenly reverse so you eat shit like Paris Hilton did ( Read more... )

Um, So...the 30 seconds to mars tour will pretty much be amazing ( Read more... )

so my mom puts the gas nozzle in the car and she notices that the machine doesn't accept her kind of credit card so she gets in the car and drives away. clearly not noticing the gas nozzle still in the car. we hear KA-CLASH! and look behind to see the damn thing laying on the ground. my mom had to pee so bad she drove away so she wouldn't laugh and ( Read more... )

Paris Hilton and I have more in common than I thought ( Read more... )

Ew ( Read more... )

Californians: I'll be there November 22-29th! Be prepared.

Michiganders: I'll be there from December 22- January 2nd. Clearly we need to drink enough vueve cliqucot to kill a moose and set 2007 ablaze! Make plans early, I book up fast.

Jeez.