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zugzwang

Aug 04, 2003 14:36

When the restaurant's on fire, they shouldn't make you pay.

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fauces August 4 2003, 11:54:17 UTC

No, they should say Please! Take these enchiladas to safety, before they burn away to waste! And take the flan, as well, as a reminder of this day.

zugzwang August 4 2003, 12:23:23 UTC

The enchiladas were fireproof.

fauces August 4 2003, 12:27:01 UTC

As was the check.

zugzwang August 4 2003, 12:35:25 UTC

And later the dancefloor. I'm amazed it didn't burn right up.

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hey jedophile August 4 2003, 12:07:17 UTC

When the metaphor is ripe, you should try to eat it as soon as possible. If the building is on fire, get it in a to-go bag.

Re: hey zugzwang August 4 2003, 12:16:37 UTC

Who said anything about a metaphor. There were four fire trucks and we'd finished eating.

Re: hey jedophile August 4 2003, 12:27:42 UTC

I thought you were talking about the resturant inside my bum.

Hey sorry about yesterday. My phone is shut off. I was hoping you'd call Sarah's phone

Re: hey zugzwang August 4 2003, 12:31:51 UTC

Yesterday? What do you mean?

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jdsalmon August 4 2003, 12:44:15 UTC

fire in the disco!
fire in the...taco bell!