I just got laid off.

Last night, NESN rebroadcast game 4 of the 2004 ALCS. At the end of the 10th, Joe Buck said "the longer this game goes, the more the odds tilt in favor of the Yankees." Sucker.

Plus, my ketchup bottle is endorsed by William Shatner. Thanks, you crazy krauts.

Father rolled out his familiar "life imitates art."
Mother leaned in, hotly whispered "and art is dead."

My bed was the canvas. Can't you see where our portrait congealed?

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Thanks to an analogy I made in a meeting, the company's new e-business marketing initiative is known as "Operation Sweet, Sweet Liquor."

So what did you do today?

I said I wouldn't get excited for the Sox until they tied the series. I'm excited again. Also,


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This morning I saw a fella reading Watchmen on the bus. From his puzzled smile, I can only assume it's his first time and envy him for that ( Read more... )

Round two goes to Zugzwang. Up yours, Rick. Never ignore a problem unless you're quite certain it's going to go away. You picked the wrong guy this time. There are no second chances, only final conflicts. I've bent your employer's ear my way, like the bough was bent for Eve. I'm the watcher, motherfucker, one wing at the ready. Beatific eyes see ( Read more... )

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