I have to send a business letter to Mark Vonnegut. Does anyone think it would be inappropriate for me to include a note expressing my admiration for The Eden Express?

Yesterday, I went to meet some friends for the all you can eat taco brunch at the Sunset Grille ( Read more... )

So I just got an email from a client who's having trouble using my company's online services. Some sort of problem with her login, I was able to gather after putting the words from her message into some sort of coherent order. She closed off with "What do I use now!!!!!"

I'd really like to tell her "a question mark. And just the one." Should I?

Queen is death metal.

My head is now about four pounds lighter than it was and I'm obsessed with the Bee Gees.

Plus, I just remembered a funny story.

The end.

I just took minutes in a staff meeting. As notetaker, I was required to start the meeting off with a joke. My boss was all dressed up despite it being casual day, so I pointed to his tie and said "that's my joke." He replied, "I'm going to a wake."

Apparently my company has a list of terms that are considered "acceptable ebonics." Well, not so much a list as a philosophy, I reckon. Either way, I am insensitive if I laugh at someone for typing the word "mine's" instead of "my."

PS - The Spaghetti Incident? is much better than I remembered.

Birdhate - it's on.

Fuck you, the past eleven years.

clop clink clop clink "I could only fit a passenger seat" clopclopclink "facing backwards" clop clink an arm clop that green shirt clink "pardon me" "no I'm not going until later" clop whirr

Why's his head

why his head so

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