If this wasn't the best weekend ever, it came damned close.

(and addressed to one of the company's medical directors - why it came to me I'll never know):

fantangariffic! I took the only one pizzle of Cialgs and that was such a GREAT weekend! All the girls at the party were just punch-drizzunk with my potenshialle. i wurk it wurk it. I have dogged all of them THREE times but my dongle WAS able to do some ( Read more... )

A heavyset blind man sat on me this morning.

Hey guy who sits next to me, I'm going to shit in your lungs.

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I could really use one of these today.


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So Russell calls last night with an extra ticket to Love. I figure what the hell?, make some dinner, and hop in a cab. It's 7:54 and I need to be there at eight, so I says to the cabbie, I says "there's an extra five in it for ya if you can do it real quicklike, Jack," and he lights off, earns his fin ( Read more... )

October 17th. The Kendall Theater. Who's with me?

The Darkness are your new favorite band. Trust me.