im trying to fill out applications...but somehow it's hard to find the balance between slight exagerations, and creating a fictional life for myself on paper...

also i need to learn poker (cuz i finally saw/loved rounders....maaaatt daayyyyymonnnn)

"never fear...BROOKLYN'S HERE!"(five bucks if you guess this movie)

this first week of 2007 i...
was the only kid in skool (i even stayed after the teacher was like fuck this and ditched as well)
am pretty sure that the radiator in the kulin is leaking some gas that's doing crazy things to my brain/health (at least now we have a bathroom rather than the steamroom sauna we started out with in 2006)

last day of skool:
thought i felt an earthquake this morning, but i looked out the window and realized the roof was just collapsing...
driving home in the jfc (obviously the issue is already clear) ...the jfc broke down...luckily we made it to a station, and waited for one of the other trusty yeshiva vans to pick up our stranded asses...

how many times have you heard: "i hope you girls dont mind sleeping on pieces of wood tonite..."

just pulled a video presentation on eternal sunshine out of my ass (becky if you rd this i ended up quoting you ( Read more... )

(chumash class quote of day:)
"his family has fifteen kids...do you know what that means?!? they have to have a hunderr pounds of potaterrs...EVERY DAY!"

i just found that old mini stick to the door basketball hoop of jack's!(not sure why that makes life better ...but it does.)

did you ever get a peice of pumpernickel bread when you were little, and dream mabe just mabe this could be chocolate bread????? and then of course it never is, and you learn the hard lesson that chocolate bread just does not exist (around the same time the toothfairy stops ( Read more... )

yesterday morning i had a bowl of cereal and milk...(bored? then take the time to recognize what i just won ( Read more... )