in case the array of used condoms, burning couches, and murdurous hobo legends are not enough to direct you far far away from the woods around duffey field, then add lyme disease to your list...(not that i believe any one could get lyme disease in there, but im still "ticked" off ( Read more... )

what i learned in school: if you wear camouflage you might get mistaken for a stripper

more importantly, since she doesnt update her own journal, i want to say that I am very proud my sister is now a licensed (legit) nutritionist

chumash class:
"YOU GIRLS READY TO SEE RABBI FISHMAN DROP THE ATOMIC BOMB?!?"(followed by hearty laughter and a stream of impossible to understand but assuredly hilarious yiddish)

i finally finished "the curious blueberrry muffin busts a move" (take that all you haters that think i dont do real work in yeshiva)

maybe it's the 97 cent pricetag (or using livejournal to show off) but i found the most comfortable shirt in the world (and had a surprise reunion with my salsa buddies)

got locked out of the house today...without a key...or a phone...wearing really unattractive black spandex (and this is real life, not a bad dream!! cuz the only thing that freaks me out more than squirrels is spandex)

my dad told me to "put some ketchup on that sonnabitch!" tonight

walking to yeshiva today...streets are completely empty...and the rain and leopard rainboots were just too irresistable! so a light skip turned into jumping in puddles turned into full out belting singing in the rain and tap dancing in 3 ft of water ...whatever it's not like any one sees me (unless you count the crazy looks from windows and

how i got myself to rivkah and back: (whoa now my journal actually has 2 entries with flow ( Read more... )

im leaving for maryland in a couple hours...so im starting a bet: goldie+airport? can i get myself from a to b without serious mixup (ex: "ohhh how'd i land in munchkinland?!?")

i know ive been rather flighty and noncomittal in the past when it comes to my future, but now ive got it all figured out...im gonna be a bollywood filmstar (and dance and sing songs all day about how there's "no life without wife")

applying to colleges with Goldie ( Read more... )