I won't lie. I love rilo kiley and onelinedrawing. my newest guilty pleasures ( Read more... )

Fucking escuela is killing me. It's puts me in insane bad moods which i can only be relieved of after a good episode of iron chef (don't act like you don't know ( Read more... )

Where might i find addie on may the 26th?
I may say: she's at the sleep train amphitheatre...

hollar at my homeboy snoop d-o-double-g.

so xzavier is coming in may! hollar. i miss him so fucking much its incredible. i'm so glad i had all the people i did in scotland. i don't think i could NOT have possibly had any more fun than i did ( Read more... )

addie drunk(drunk + dentist ( Read more... )

I don't think i can stand another family function.

I will be counting down the days until a certain boy returns from camping with other certain boys.
I would kill for a boat and some beers...or s'mores. although messages from people in a drunken stupor are almost always as satisfying as being the drunk, i really wouldn't mind getting wasted.

so i'm utterly in like with this boy patrick ( Read more... )

HISTORY:
guy:"what was he on? crack?"
teacher:"hotdogs!"
...regarding babe ruth

Patrick:
I'm looking through old 1st grade stuff and i had to make a book about money and every time i wrote pennies i spelt it: penis.
hm.

I thinks its safe to say that anyone with a bumper sticker that reads ( Read more... )

so today ( Read more... )