Heatstroke by Taxonomy

[zuspatkommender]

John McClane arrives at the airport and lights up a cigarette. A voluptous woman, religiously tanned in white spandex, jumps onto whom we can presume is her boyfriend. Greetings. John inhales deeply and mutters post jet-lag, "uh, California

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[stellen]

Pasadena is supposed to be famous for something. I'm not sure. At first, I thought it was the hometown of Bill and Ted. Then I remembered it was San Dimas.

(I'm amazed I remember nonsense like that.)

If you need any xeno-pirating, I'm your mate here.

[stellen]

xerox-pirating I mean...