Pictures of people!

i have ( lars looking gross )

shit like this makes me laugh but not in a good way. bush wants us to be competitive, after he paid off and gave huge tax breaks to god knows how many companies to outsource to other countries? what a jackass.

today at work, we got the most marvelous thing ever. a store purchased a computer, and they sent in for a rebate on it. what was the store called, you may ask:

Woody's Pump N Munch

Rolling. Onthe. Floor. LAUGHING. i must find this place. and i must see if they have t-shirts. bwahahahaha omg.

eta in my internet search for woody's pump n munch, i ( Read more... )

( In case anyone was wondering where the biggest jackass in the entire state of arizona works )

um. day definitely looking up already? i called the electric and gas companies in minneapoliis to get service set up for march 1, and dudes, neither one wanted a deposit. o.O the electric people were like "there will be a ten dollar set up fee on your first bill" and i'm like, wtf, that's it? jesus. how awesome is that? haha. so all's i have to do ( Read more... )

i think the highlight of the state of the union was when the president said something to the effect of "you all shot down my social security proposal" and everyone clapped. also the hillary clinton shot where she shook her head in utter disbelief. aaaahahaha.

*goes to work*

yesterday i procured a copy of the newest Lagwagon album, Resolve, and dudes it is heartbreaking. i had to stop listening to it at work because i was seriously like crying at my desk. :( the whole thing is like a tribute/homage to Derrick Plourde and man ( Read more... )

i keep getting little tiny nosebleeds. this is a sign of one of two things: 1) it's really dry and i haven't had enough water, or 2) alien abduction. since it sounds cooler, i'm going with number two. however, i haven't experienced any missing time (that i'm aware of, ahahaha) and so i'm thinking that they must be coming for me while i am sleeping ( Read more... )

i just finished watching The Day After Tomorrow. man, it never fails. no matter how hoaky the end of the world movie is, i always sob uncontrollably like a little baby. lol i'm sitting here like "that *sniff* couldn't *hicsob* happen like *blows nose* that *has to pause movie so's to regain self control*" hahaha ( Read more... )

i had the most adorable bus driver on the way home from work today. he was an older gentleman, round, and he had the best german accent ever. i got on and he was like "hhhello." and i was like "hi how are you?" and he goes "vine, vine." and then when i got off i said "thank you!" and he waved and grinned all huge and said "yer velcome!!" hahaha it ( Read more... )