Man: Hey [name here].
Woman: Hey [name here].
Man: I won the lottery last week.
Woman: Oh really? How much?
Man: $5 million. I'm just working for the hell of it.
-Key Food
One of the funniest things I've heard all day. It's been a pretty swell day, minus my disease.
Those you notes you wrote me, I've kept them all. I've given a lot of thought
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