The following is the first in a series of blog articles that I am writing for the Port Orange 6 MySpace. If you are interested in similar blogs and articles then I suggest you check out the PO6 at ( Read more... )

"New Line has made the “brave” decision to remake the notoriously brutal Japanese film Battle Royale, giving it the diluted Hollywood treatment. The new version is being put together by maker of noisy “entertainment” Neal Moritz and Asian remake master Roy Lee ( Read more... )

Last night I played poker till 3:30AM at le Pig. This was probably a bad decision, as I got four hours of sleep and have a test to take in an hour ( Read more... )

In case you were unaware, le Spud was recently a victim of identity theft. Why someone would want to steal my identity is no secret; my smash skills, intellectual wit, and British female prowess are renown across the globe. Regardless, here's the story ( Read more... )

This is for Parker, because he sent me a notice saying that I hadn't updated in 31 weeks ( Read more... )

It's a skill not easily mastered. Note my perfect form.


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Looks like I am going back to the ol' PO6 as an assistant manager ( Read more... )

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Fire alarm went off again last night. Apparently a water balloon fight broke out and Dave, after catching a balloon, hurled it into the fire alarm by mistake. Big fucking mistake, here's why ( Read more... )

It’s the last Saturday before finals. One of the last nights before everyone is released to go home for summer. Something is bound to happen. Something always happens. Here is what happened ( Read more... )