Religion has taught me one thing: I have two fathers who don't visit.
-My brother during a late-night conversation about religion.

I'm drowning in a sea of lemmings.

Because all you of Earth are idiots.
--- Plan 9 from Outer Space

There is a pleasure in mediocrity which none but the ordinary desire.

"I thought I might convince you that we were not enemies, so that we might co-operate. Since I have apparently failed at that, I suggest co-operation in any case" (Asimov, 1982, Foundation's Edge, p. 409, Bantam paperback). (Sorry, citation not in proper sequence.)

"Sometimes it's easier to let the feared Hero fall on his own, than to try to take him down by yourself." -A bird, in a dream to me the other night, in the context of letting other people come to the same conclusions as you, but on their own, instead of you trying to convince them.

All those who choose the path to destruction will be destroyed.

 And he dies, Lamenting the cruelty of his heart, the cruelty that it still makes him love her. 

There is a pleasure sure in being mad which none but madmen know. - DRYDEN

 You deserve it.