"I'm flattered but I'm sorry."

The most painful and hurtful single sentence I have ever been told in my entire life. All of that hurt and pain in five little words, I'm flattered but I'm sorry.

If you're going to sell your soul, you might as well get a good price for it.

"Three things in life are certain: death, taxes, and pompous idiots sitting around defining life."

No offence to anyone. And yeah, it's a bit rough around the edges.

Black tea and black humor get me through my day.

"Noone knows how I feel, so unless you want to belittle yourself don't pretend that you do."

I'm not completely satisfied with this, I liked the idea, but I think you could work on how I expressed it. Oh well, it is my first shot...

"There's nothing better than fried food, except fried food on a stick." -me, in a discussion about fried food w. some friends on campus today

Disdain is the most genuine form of human emotion, and apathy the least.

"Life isn't about "What if?" it's about "What is."

x-posted to vanishingemily

"The one thing she didn't tell him is the one thing that c/would have saved her life if she had."

and

"What if...?"

If a goal is both out of sight and out of mind, then it is also out of reach; so, when considering your goals, do not let them get out of your sight, and do not let them go out of your mind, for only then will you be able to reach them, fully and completely.

x-posted to 0_ednos_only_0 and vanishingemily